No we haven't set sail just yet, but that hasn't stopped us from already pulling in a few donations. For starters, if you don't know what I'm talking about you're going to want to read this article. Don't worry we'll wait for you. While the slackers catch up I figured I'd let Michael Scott help inspire some acts of charity. 

Oh good you're back. Now that we're all on the same page I wanted to unveil the first set of names to make the paddle cut. Remember this paddle will take the very first stroke of our journey, and in a pinch go from a ceremonial item to an emergency paddle. Thank you again to everyone who has already donated, and hopefully after today we can add a few more initials to the list

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